Free Firewood...with a small catch (Pebble Beach)

I have a LOT of firewood (Monterey Pine) on my property that you can have if you are willing to carry it up the hill to the street (see photos).
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and it's FREE to you.
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compare to a few sticks at CVS or Safeway at $6.
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I had these trees cut down into "rounds" and then had the tree people come back and cut them into more "manageable" sized pieces.
Please be local, bring gloves, and be able to commit to a time that you will be here.
I will have to call you into the Highway 1 gate, so please be prepared to give me your full name.
Text me please.
Thanks! Mark P.
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Some hearty men and women have been up to the task and were most grateful for the free firewood.
Others looked down the hill and passed, as they thought, "yes, it's free, but I don't want to make the effort to carry it up to my car/truck".
Hopefully you'll be a part of the former group, not the latter.
Victori Spolia!